“I am so thrilled Broncos are going to Super Bowl!” She unloads on me the second she gets in the car. The game ended an hour ago and every Bronco’s fan has been celebrating. My passenger is wearing a Bronco’s jacket, Bronco’s T-shirt, Bronco’s hat, and an born-again grin.
“My dream is going to the Super Bowl! If I had $5,000 I would spend in a heartbeat. I have been waiting for this moment all my life—and here it is, Super Bowl, in my town, with my team in it!”
“you need a sugar daddy” I say
“well actually, she said, I have this older friend…”
“I called it!” I yell
“he might be getting tickets..”
“I called it!”
“he’s always had a bit of a crush on me”
It’s a burden to know the world so well…
“what does he look like?” I ask.
“oh, he is perfectly alright, I would totally fuck him, no problem.”
Some people’s dreams are going to come true in the upcoming week…
“My dream is going to the Super Bowl! If I had $5,000 I would spend in a heartbeat. I have been waiting for this moment all my life—and here it is, Super Bowl, in my town, with my team in it!”
“you need a sugar daddy” I say
“well actually, she said, I have this older friend…”
“I called it!” I yell
“he might be getting tickets..”
“I called it!”
“he’s always had a bit of a crush on me”
It’s a burden to know the world so well…
“what does he look like?” I ask.
“oh, he is perfectly alright, I would totally fuck him, no problem.”
Some people’s dreams are going to come true in the upcoming week…