(Back to me now, at this point I am having fun) "why is there a f...g traffic on Van ness now (8:30 am) do you think Polk would have been better?
me: sir, I am happy to go any way you like
he: trust me, I wouldn't be caught in a Lyft if I could take Uber, but somehow I cannot log onto Uber. Those greedy bastards are not answering my support emails or calls, and that is after I have one of their drivers chase me around the block threatening to kill me (I am solidly behind this driver) I told them I was gonna sue those greedy bastards, and now their app is so buggy I cannot log in—you would think those idiots cold solve and easy issue like that! (meanwhile in the Uber office; this guy’s name on top of the no-fly list. )
I try to make an eye contact with his girlfriend in the back seat, but she has shades on at 8am, and her lips are a tight little line.
Back to the rant: "why cannot I seem to get a ride in this town, it takes forever to get a car, those greedy bastards cannot care less about...
me: (I know you are all wondering if I went there) “perhaps you should try to get your GF to request, your rating could be little low and then the drivers …”
He (outrage): *MY* rating??? I am gonna stop using this f...g service.
Me: taxis are nice
He: those idiots, I cannot believe...
And so it went for another 10 blocks. Occasionally, he was on my side "that idiot bicyclist! Run him off the road!"
Anyhow, I delivered him to where he was going. The scary part: he was going to rent a car, so he is now in traffic with you.