Mature big haired blond in Florida real-estate agent fashions hops in the car, clearly out of sorts. Her eyes are puffy under the generous paintwork and there is a painful sigh as she settles in. She gets started on the events of the day right the way. I am going to bleep it NPR style, in case moral majority is watching.
“Did you see the bleep bleep paper this bleeping morning? Bleep bleep cabinet, I haven’t slept in 3 bleeping days, bleep son of a bleep Trump ugly of the bleep on the bleeping bed of bleep. Why did I just bleep spend 2 days, bleep, in a bleeping phone bank so bleep Hillary, all so bleeped up? Bleeping stolen. Now I suppose have to bleep worry about the bleeping government in my bleeping uterus, bleep, and once there, bleep, also stay the bleep out bleep bleep vagina. Bleeping supreme bleeping court, my bleep, bleeped up anus and also, bleep. I am sorry, but, that is so bleeped.” (insert 5 more minutes of that, as we approach her destination)
“Oh yes, thank you, criminal court building, on the left. I need to go in and argue a case. Thanks for letting me vent. “
“My pleasure” I say, feeling little sorry for whom she is up against at that hearing. Also, this is day 3. What she was like in the immediate aftermath is anyone’s guess.
“Did you see the bleep bleep paper this bleeping morning? Bleep bleep cabinet, I haven’t slept in 3 bleeping days, bleep son of a bleep Trump ugly of the bleep on the bleeping bed of bleep. Why did I just bleep spend 2 days, bleep, in a bleeping phone bank so bleep Hillary, all so bleeped up? Bleeping stolen. Now I suppose have to bleep worry about the bleeping government in my bleeping uterus, bleep, and once there, bleep, also stay the bleep out bleep bleep vagina. Bleeping supreme bleeping court, my bleep, bleeped up anus and also, bleep. I am sorry, but, that is so bleeped.” (insert 5 more minutes of that, as we approach her destination)
“Oh yes, thank you, criminal court building, on the left. I need to go in and argue a case. Thanks for letting me vent. “
“My pleasure” I say, feeling little sorry for whom she is up against at that hearing. Also, this is day 3. What she was like in the immediate aftermath is anyone’s guess.