Two friends on the way to a club, dishing out workplace gossip with an urgency of apocalypse looming: “You believe Brook? She almost seems sane but did you notice how stuck she is on her husband? Cute yet sad. She thinks sun never sets on his ass. And he is such a dork. Maybe he has hidden talents. Haha. By the way, Ali’s hair: what is that product he uses, it’s like “Coming To America” hair, seriously, we should do a collection to have it relaxed. And do you think Alex is such an ice-queen of a boss? You love her? That’s insane. She is constantly on me with some leadership BS. ‘Lateral thinking Shereeen’ which by the way is how she says my name. Who sent her to that seminar? She thinks she is channeling Jeff Bezos. And Nicole? OMG, I cannot even, light of the party in reverse. Not someone to take to karaoke... she would break the fun machine. SO white girl square.” She notices me. “No offense honey, some of my best friends are white” To which they laugh hysterically. “So where do you guys work?” I ask “As if, we would have to kill you” I tell them if they keep it up I will drive extra slow and we will never make it to the club, since I need material for my blog, and they are *material*. “Shit, you have a blog? Can you make me 2 sizes smaller?” So there. She was size 4. I swear. |
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6/13/2019 09:37:12 pm
A club is the best place to meet new people. In this day and age, it is important to meet people very often. No matter who it is, it is essential to build meaningful connections with others. Sure, you may not see it just yet, but you will know what I am talking about as you grow older. Building a network can help you gain new stuff as you grow older. It allows you to have a lot of connections.
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